DEAR CORPORATE AMERICA...
Leilani Appreciates Your Rejection, But is Unable to Accept at This Time
June 21, 2010
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your letter of June 15. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to sponsor my race car during the 2010 racing season.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting sponsorships, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume that your company will be sponsoring my race car for the remainder of the 2010 racing season starting with Pocono International Speedway on July 31st. I look forward to seeing you then.
I wish you the best of luck in rejecting future sponsorships.
Kind Regards,
Leilani Münter
PS. Disclosure: A variation of this rejection letter has been circulating the internet for years, I just took the template and rewrote it to fit my particular situation :)
